HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS

cosmicmermaidmuse:

I’m in a cheeky mood, so…

Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.

Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift.

Cancer – Accuse them of overreacting or being too sensitive. Mistreat their family. Take away their security blanket.

Gemini – Spill liquid on their gadgets or books. Make them wait to hear a juicy tidbit of information (especially if they’re the last to know). Whatever they tell you, respond with “Oh that? That’s old news.” Solitary confinement with 0 distractions or entertainment. Have no “street smarts”. Successfully con them.

Leo – Don’t compliment them. Ever. Compare them unfavorably to someone else. Be stingy with affection. Embarrass them in public. Force them to live in poverty or take away their luxuries. Question their principles.

Virgo – Rearrange their ____ – repeatedly. Silent treatment. Present them with things, tasks or people that they can’t organize or fix. Correct or double-check them. Question their know-how or attention to detail. Take away all of their research paraphernalia.

Libra – Ignore etiquette. Decide that they’re unattractive. Point out their flaws with an audience. Put them in situations where they must make a decision quickly on limited information.

Scorpio – Expose and/or analyze their secrets (in private or public). Don’t fall for their manipulations. Successfully manipulate or humiliate them. Don’t have sex with them.

Sagittarius – Complain incessantly. Sweat the small stuff. Never make, understand or laugh at a joke. Remove their options. Have no common sense.

Capricorn – Be lazy. Ruin their plans or their reputation. Question their authority. Remind them that they’re not the boss or that they have a boss.

Aquarius – Make a good case for why their friends, ideas, values or tastes are predictable, boring and common. Question their intelligence or treat them as an intellectual inferior.

Pisces – Give them lots of responsibility and deadlines. Then apply some pressure. Belittle their dreams. Be unkind. Stereotype. Negatively judge them and everyone else around them. Make them face (a dreary, hopeless, practical) reality.

See I am an Aries…and Aries well…We kind of have our own delusions of grandeur already. We think we’re the best so we are the best. We dont like losing, I’ll give you that but we dont lose ver often so it’ll be dificult finding someone superior.

You can call me a coward too and it wont bother me. Again we know we’re the best so it don’t matter.

WAITING however. NOW THAT IS TORTURE. Don’t make me wait for things damn it I have things to do. Holy crap my anxiety would be through the roof if I had to wait. 

Having a mother who is a Cancer I would say the Cancer one is accurate. One of my best guy friends is a gemini…and that one is totally true for him. I’ve perfected the art of pissing him off though.My dad is a libra but he rarely fits the category of a libra at all. Maybe because he’s at the cusp with Scorpio. Though the “point out their flaws” thing is always a big issue. My dad is very good at manipulating people though - like a scorpio e__e

I find that Capricorns will always deny that something bothers them. They refuse to admit that they have things that make them tick and/or they wont ever tell what makes them tick. So I doubt many Capricorns will respond with ‘Oh yeah that’s totally me.’